9/11 Truth Guys Not Sure Who Has Truth Anymore

Harvard - 2009

For years now, Harvard students have been sure of one thing: the American public does not know the truth about 9/11. While the US government and media did a good job of covering up the truth around the country, they missed one crucial bastion of veritas: the outside of the Science Center. And yet there is new controversy in the world of 9/11 truth: Jim Hunter and Thomas Manson, the two 9/11 truth guys who camp out outside the Science Center, are no longer certain which of them really knows the truth.

“I used to be so sure,” shared Hunter. “I mean for years I thought it was so obviously gay Nazi Jews who did it. Being both Jews and Nazis, they have a lot of self-loathing issues that they tend to express through violence. Not to mention the indisputable fact that nine eleven backwards is nevele enin. That may sound like nothing, but it probably means something in Hebrew…something gay.” After talking to the other proponent of 9/11 truth, however, Hunter’s perception of reality was shattered.

Manson believes that 9/11 was an inside job, spearheaded by Dick Cheney. “But there’s more to it than that,” he explains. “Cheney is actually part machine, and he can change between a human and a huge passenger air plane. No, not like a Transformer. I haven’t even seen that goddamn movie. Basically, he morphed into a plane, crashed into the twin towers, then changed back into Cheney. It all makes sense, or at least it did.” Even Manson is now questioning his theory, after listening to Jim Hunter’s Gay-Nazi-Jewish hypothesis. Anonymous sources say that after additional research the two are combining their theories into a gay, Jewish, neo-Nazi, plane-morphing Dick Cheney conspiracy. “We’ve definitely got it this time,” says Hunter.

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