Trojan Releases Penis Flavored Condom

Miscellaneous - 2009

The world of flavored condoms was rocked yesterday as Trojan released a secret flavor long in development.  The new "penis flavored" condoms come at the head of extensive scientific research into men's nether regions.

Said the Trojan design team, “Women nowadays want something raw and virile.  Something potent.  Cherry and citrus-flavored condoms are too weak for adequate arousal.  By contrast, the penis-flavored condom will usher in a new era of sexual pleasure.  Society returns to its roots.”

The new condom has a unique mix of masculine odors clinically proven to heighten arousal in both partners.  The aromatic compound consisting of musk, stale urine, man-taint, and week-old dingleberries elicits neuronal interactions corresponding to human orgasms.  “It's almost like I'm blowing my boyfriend without the condoms on!” said one bodacious babe.

However, because Trojan’s new additional mimics the stench of manmeat so closely, undue pregnancies have increased nationwide. Partners assuming they were protected in fact were, in fact, barebacking in the sack. Trojan has refused to pay reparations, citing the negligence and ancient Trojan law.

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