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Male Rape, the Real Prisoner’s Dilemma: An Editorial By N. Gregory Mankiw: The Prisoner’s Dilemma is the most commonly taught game in intro-level microeconomics courses, yet, ironically, it is almost always explained incorrectly. It is often misapplied to two criminals who are apprehended while robbing a bank, but it actually refers to a rape that occurs between two inmates in a maximum-security prison. The game was developed by Melvin Dresher who, like most economists, began his career as an inner-city cocaine dealer. Read More Featured Personal Ad
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Area Blue Artist Wants You Back, BabyLocal - 2008 Area blues musician Robert “Gloomy Tunez” Thomson used his latest release, “Scowlin’ at the Moon,” to inform the public that he wants you back, baby. He went on to indicate that he does not mean maybe. Thomson, who first received national attention in 2003 when you were “Sneakin Round at Night,” asserts that, were you to rekindle your relationship with him, he would have nothing to lose but the blues. Sources indicate that you up and left without sayin’ a word, and closed the door quiet so nobody heard. “You left me for some kind of lawyer or somethin’,” he laments, “but all that I know is that I need your lovin’.” The sentence, which usually wouldn’t rhyme, rhymes when Thomson says it. Tunez then cryptically added “Make it talk, son,” and proceeded to shred for like two and a half minutes.
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