HUDS Boldly Adds Brown Rice To Dining Hall Menu - As students trickled into the dining
halls yesterday afternoon, many felt a change in the atmosphere. Several students described a sort of energy that they normally felt on days reserved for quesadillas and Udon noodles. They soon discovered the cause of their expectant nerves: steaming pots of brown rice.
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Local Sinner Scoffs at God's Smiting Abilities - Area convenience store manager James Borowski is finding it less and less plausible that God is going to smite him down any time soon, despite the fact that he continues to live in a state of unadulterated sin
Local Sinner Scoffs at God's Smiting Abilities - Area convenience store manager James Borowski is finding it less and less plausible that God is going to smite him down any time soon, despite the fact that he continues to live in a state of unadulterated sin
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Golden Brown Potato Wins Idaho Primary - It’s no wonder that the citizens of Idaho, known for eating raw potatoes like apples and wearing Mr. Potato Head accessories, overwhelmingly favored Idaho potatoes in the recent Democratic primary.
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France Surrenders to Ennui - France shocked the world on Sunday when they raised the figurative white flag and surrendered to the ruthless, ever-encroaching, and yet maddeningly-abstract forces of ennui.
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